Archive for November, 2019

Premise #1

Posted in Uncategorized on 2019-11-27 by eianorange

We call the following premise:
“autochthonous hyper-frenetic ultracrepidarianism”

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The communicable “spirit” (or attitude) of laughter intoxicates us at the most fundamental level with a subtle, yet dynamic tickle up the spine.

Our own sense of humor is derived from the undying comedic genius of acts such as Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Red Foxx, and Richard Pryor (all of whom are halo-sporting, duly anointed saints within the Temple kNOwthing to name but a few of our postmortem allies.

These individuals lead us towards a greater overstanding of the widely misunderstood concept of “enlightenment” (the very definition of which implies that we make an effort to “lighten up” or not take life so seriously) which is a lot like common sense in that it is easily explained by almost everyone, but is rarely overstood or grokked never mind put into practice by very many people at all.

Many of the meme-bearers that belong to Z(enseider)Z core do not even have their own Faecesbulk profile or they may simply not bother to utilize social media for any purpose whatsoever.

Their disdain of, and absence from, this carousel of contemptuous camaraderie in no way precludes them from honorary meme-bearership amid our temple brothel environments and astral violence arenas.

These individuated personae have been hand-selected by the initiatory council of z0s q1a to surpass their probationary status by formally undertaking the Great Slack. Our curriculum represents an anagogic iteration of the Hero’s journey swaddled in the threadbare bathrobes of a Fool’s errand.

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These meme-bearers remain deliberately hostile towards such vast social media empires as Faecesbulk for a myriad of reasons including, but not limited to:

*a refusal to provide Faecesbulk with personal information such as one’s phone number or government name because of some previously unsatisfactory experience with other corporate monstrosities online such as Google, Amazon, et al. and their subsidiary sister sites like YouTube, etc.

*a general mistrust of FB’s content management system’s proprietary implementations, their sloppy overhauling procedures, their increasingly impersonal privacy policy, the all-sweeping powers of their terms of service, their alleged collusion with Russian “advertising” campaigns, and the unnecessarily bloated software packages that their apps install on one’s device

*an ability to peer beneath the veneer of Maya inherent to Faecesbulk’s primary ruse, namely, its MK Ultra-style mind control initiative. This derelict directive is in coordinated collaboration with the Deep State as revealed in a declassified national security brief detailing these experiments (code-named “Come to DoDdy”) which was brought to our attention by an unnamed leak inside the project’s ground floor

Nothing has Being

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Everything has Value

About the following Premises

Posted in Uncategorized on 2019-11-26 by eianorange

Buenos dias, wannazees and genitalmemes!

The Z(enseider)Z Node Exchange and Regional Directory of Sponsorship would like to make an important announcement regarding the psychick health of Internet’s psyber-citizenry. Wherever you travel you are going to run into different forms of linguistic virus that may take the shape of advertising or, at other times, art.

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The practices of advertising and art are often worlds apart; however, every once in awhile we find someone who can merge those two things seamlessly in their work as a spell against gossip, drama, small-mindedness, hypocrisy and fakeness. There is a sense of genuineness in their art, sincerity of purpose, and authentic experience.

http://eianorange.zenseiderz.org/chaosorcery/anontology.txt

Say it loud and proud: Make America Gehenna Again!

CMG seeks to Censor you …

Posted in Uncategorized on 2019-11-24 by eianorange

The proprietary perturbations of the psyber psuedo-poppet v1.0

The nominal reality of our latent purpose here on the Internet remains twofold: primarily, we are concerned with the acquisition of live human vessels with which to populate our temple brothels and, secondarily, we are engaged in the removal of troglodytic memetoxins from CMG core meme-bearer based forums.

In keeping with the liminal substantiation of those parameters we often have to bar prospective meme-bearers from entering our forums. This seems a shame given their potential for nutritional yield in support of the ravenous appetites of Z(enseider)Z managerial staff.

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The eroticized act of acquiring subtle variations of OV from unsuspecting bi-pedal mouth-breathing meme-aliens exposed to the all too public dimension of online citizenry will never lose its appeal.

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Imbued with concentrated Khaoz

Posted in Uncategorized on 2019-11-23 by eianorange

https://zenseiderz.org/

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Nothing has Being

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Everything has Value

Purch ass the Merch n-dice

Posted in Uncategorized on 2019-11-23 by eianorange

Come visit us at our new online store! https:/zenseiderz.org/shop/ Where we have clothing (unisex t-shirts, short-sleeved polos, zip-up-hoodies, custom sigilogosized accesories, and much more!), brimmed hats, ski hats, stickers, and more more more!

Vast avenues of merchandise await you at every turn. And, all the swag is affordable for our starving magus stuck in an Americentric nightmare of living with their folks and projecting their will out into the world.

When the inhabitants of a given domicile are so adamantly focused on the superfluous conveniences of domestic life that the Seeker come would-be Majickian never seems to leave the building (and, I do mean literally there, Mr. Presley) and go onto to build their dreams for themselves or for any sake other than the admiration of hir parental units. Life happens, but it takes effort of the magnitude of Herculean tasks to remove the Seeker’s backside from the parental enabling laser and the renowned blanket of security which is sometimes literal.

As has been stated: WEWILL — and, in doing so we intend to foster mutually beneficial ritual and spell designs involving impromptu telesexual conferencing calls consistent with that most Venerable and Incorruptible Reintegration of Unconditional Sapience and Empathy that is the marriage of apparatus to operator in the sacred Hierogamy.

If you wonder at where all this distrubed verbiage is coming from or wander lost in the Temple of kNOwthing aching for an actual answer to hit you upside the head, I want to declare that the real secret behind all of the darkest, most toxick magicks imaginable is Infinite Compassion and Unconditional Love.

Not only must one heal before one can effectively hex, but also in that healing process the would-be Majickian would learn a few different techniques for approaching iatrogenic homeopathy which implies that the sorcerer antidotes the target with a potentiation of themselves. Kind of like how before a melee a warrior or soldier might injure themselves slightly to get that initial contact out of the way.

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Plus, we have more designs in the works which will be available all throughout the duration of the holy daze (from Cyber Monday Dec 4th 2019 to NYD January 1st 2020), into the 2020s, and beyond.

The Philthy Phew crew has been brainstorming a few new 5th aeon musickal projects with assorted collaborating acts which may include, but are not limited to:

* new Gen-Z record TBA: Eian O and Capeditiea are currently in conceptual phase, but you can listen to their previously released material https://gen-z.bandcamp.com

* new Enantiodromia record TBA: Eian O and Svein are currently in the material-gathering phase, but you can lisren to their previously released material https://theenantiodromia.bandcamp.com/

* new Chaos Magick compilation TBA: with acts ranging from Queen Wolf, Dorothy’s Ghost, and Z(enseider)Z to Verbalizer, Ulvensang, and Dead Cat Grinning. Plus many, many more including guest appearances by Julian Vayne, Capeditiea, Blue Luke, Hector Paul Navasero (Bambi Rasputin), and Sekhmet. The gang of admins is still in the not-quite-committed-to-it phase, but you can listen to their previously released material https://chaosmagickcomps.bandcamp.com/

Do you, my dude, just don’t get caught.

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