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Mortuary Rituals

Posted in Announcements, Linked, Musick with tags , on 2017-10-27 by eianorange

2017-10-31: During the production of this release we sought to shake some asses with pulse pounding beats while at the same time we wished to continue to molest your inner child as we always do with ambient noise. We believe we’ve accomplished those tasks with vehement splendor. As a precaution, end-users should read our important psi-hazard page before indulging in the aural pleasures contained on bandcamp. Merci beaucoup!

Sincerely, your friends at Temple Zelathune Zionisk.

Mixed and Arranged by Eian Orange
Album art by Maryanne Babij
Logo courtesy of Devil’s Design

Abomination through Desolation

Posted in Unlinked, Writing, Z(enseider)Z proclamations on 2017-03-18 by eianorange


Umbras of the Air, hear my call! As the Sylphs howl, the depth of my will explodes in an outcry straining my vocal folds, not in some vague internal dialogue that is greatly attenuated. I dance around the fire with wild medicine, praising what I’ve descried coming from beyond the hills in secret murmurs and sacred chants. The majesty of this elemental essence crawls throughout our DNA and, indeed, the entirety of our Genome. It is sometimes known as the akashic record. Hearkening back to a time before humankind roamed the earth. When our closest relatives were paramecium and other uni-cellular organisms toward an era where we find the most mammoth reptiles as our cousins; the latter of which have now grown virtually extinct through mother Earth’s decisive force of entropy. You are not forgotten, our dear first kin, you are revered as the first brothers and sisters on the planet who withstood obstacles of all kinds. And, we weep that your long dead carcasses are now being plundered by these corporate autocrats for your decayed matter to fuel our mobile machines and for other, more detrimental petrol products that we think we cannot live without, so that you may never rest in peace. Spreading your death into the atmosphere and among the lands and the oceans.

The vacuum interference of air on the material plane parallels that of the tendency towards dimensionality and dispersion on the metaphysical plane. In the tradition of Sylphs one should adhere to a few simple guidelines, to be quick and active, while eschewing frivolity and whim.

Umbras of the Trees, hear my call! Swaying in the wind, as the Dyads tend to your roots and prune your branches. Only they know which system grows downward into the nightside realm and which grows upward into the dayside domain. To the monkey minds of humanity it is little more than a mystery as to whether up is down or left is right or black is white. We have static thought processes. Dull and uninspired. We’re only guessing, flying by the seats of our pants, and, for the most part, hoping for the best outcome. Humans are often well intentioned creatures, but they have far too much cultural and societal conditioning ingrained in their meta-programming to make choices that benefit the plant, mineral, and animal kingdoms. Aside from the Dyads who inhabit the forests and woodlands, the element of Earth also has it caretakers in the form of Gnomes who expect us to be cheerful, industrious, patient, and generous, avoiding greed and grossness. Unfortunately, greed and grossness has subverted even self-preservation as the highest law(s) of the land, in some of the most well rooted, common sense individuals. The rat race has us all scrambling through the maze to find our piece of cheese faster and more efficiently than the other rodents.

The duality between these two elements (Earth and Air) can be summed up as thus: Earth is the materialized, magnetic form which seeks contraction (coagula) and Air is the medium of space, freedom, and dispersion (solve).

Umbras of the Water, hear my call! Crashing against the jagged, rocky tides of the shore in tumultuous tranquility. I invoke thee as a majority shareholder on Earth since Water represents the bulk of our planet. About 70% of the Earth is water, and a mere 1% of that is drinkable fresh water, while 2% of that 70% is trapped beneath ice, leaving 97% of the water on Earth as saltwater. We, humans, and our four-legged, six-legged, and eight-legged kin are on a crash course with the inevitable death that is coming to all species. All my relations. With no food source and no water, we are doomed to extinction through pestilence and famine the likes of which has never been seen before and will likely never be seen again. The scavengers will have exultant feasts in our honor, gorging on our flesh and bones until there is nothing left but remnants of once living creatures who formerly thrived on this planet in relative peace with one another; drone strikes, counter-terrorism tactics, intrusive domestic surveillance, slanderous politics, and the post-truth era notwithstanding.

The ever-adaptable, gentle Undines watch from below the surface of the oceans both pitiful of and angered at the destruction humankind reaps upon all species, but especially both mammal and fish undersea in the name of sport and industry. It is appalling to the Undines how we have left a trail of wreckage beneath the oceans in the form of sunken ships, submarines, airplanes, and petroleum made plastics, while maliciously spilling crude onto the surface and calling it an accident. How shameful. How repugnant and arrogant of one species out of the 8.7 million on the planet to inflict such injurious abuse of power. Undines revere flexibility and imagination, yet despise sloth and idleness.

Umbras of the Animals, hear my call! Our greatest companions on this Earth. From familiars and so-called spirit animals, to totems poles, rock carvings, and cave paintings: all are used to illustrate the intimate relationship between animal and humankind as humankind is just another animal (as LaVey says: sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours) when it comes down to it. Animals don’t litter, don’t create trash heaps or landfills overflowing with garbage nor toxic waste. They don’t pollute the air with noxious fumes from industrial emissions, they don’t poison the waterways with deadly run off. Animals do not bomb their enemies, they eat them whole. The carcasses of their enemies are left to the scavengers, nature’s garbage men, until the bones are picked clean. Every animal serves a purpose in the kingdom of beasts. Nothing is wasted and then thrown away in trash receptacles.

The great bear would raid these hypothetical trash bins to forage for food if there were such a thing. Some animals have even grown semi-dependent upon humans to feed them, like alligators, who have no truck approaching a human in search of food. Since someone down the line has fed these magnificent creatures previously they will swim within proximity of a person expecting some scraps. The same can be said of birds, raccoons, squirrels, etc. Once they’ve been given the luxury of human food, they’ll keep coming back for more. We have ruined their ecosystems, making them docile, even domesticated to a certain degree. Animals are to be kept feral for their own sake. Not circus sideshows or clowns for one’s amusement. All animals should be set free of their cages and tanks, from reptiles and lions to dolphins and ‘killer’ whales. They do not belong in these jail cells. No where is it more evident than in wolves. They lose a startling amount of weight when in captivity and sometimes refuse to eat. This is not the natural order. This is not the natural chaos. Keeping pets is fine, but keep in mind that their ancestors were once part of the wilderness, maybe even their parents. It reminds me of a story from Natural Born Killers:

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake,

“Why have you done this to me?”
And the snake answered,
“Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

Snakes are actually venomous not poisonous, but you get the point.


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Early announcement

Posted in Announcements, Linked with tags , , on 2017-03-14 by eianorange

Due to the shoddy state of affairs in the new Cheeto-infested White House, one of our more outspoken meme-bearers, Capeditiea, has already announced hir candidacy for the 2020 primaries. You can read all about it in hir latest press release.

(subject to change without notice)

Background by Dres Solomon.

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Feedback wanted

Posted in Announcements, Collaboration, Initiation, Linked, Uncategorized with tags , on 2016-08-13 by eianorange

We at Z(enseider)Z encourage new meme-bearers in our extended IRL coven to take up their nightside studies in pursuit of their False Perception (which is the Zenwalker Seiderkin equivalent of the Thelemic concept for “True Will” in its antithetical apotheosis, as it were, since we do not believe there is one all pervading truth nor a single all defining destiny to which humankind is confined to carry out. Instead it is our belief that Nothing has Being and Everything has Value, which indicates that there is little to no substantial potency to be had in the print we read or the words we speak as we are creatures of karma (action/intent) and that every seemingly random event and encounter has the potential to be mutually beneficial to all parties involved), however, when we can we will assist these aspirants (ass pirates) by showcasing their talents upon our server for their own developmental illumination and personal amusement.

Here, we present to the denizens of the interweb and the blood God whom we honor, a cut-up rhapsody in the key of nine

The meme-bearer we speak of wishes to remain anonymous, but suffice it to say s/he is worth hir salt when it comes to hir in-born abilities on both the astral and ethereal realms as well as the plane of psychic transubstantiation most leave unnoticed their entire lifetimes. The doorways of False Perception are thrust wide open when this anonymous meme-bearer and ourselves converse.

It is a literal parade of Synchronicity simply talking with this individual. Insofar, we have compiled (and collaborated) on a humble page with which we ask that you visit after sampling an offer from the author of this blog post (Mssr. Heyan Auringe) which was a poetic endeavor conjured from a gematriac formula compiled by the anonymous individual in question. You will notice the coded table as soon as you visit the page. Each word or phrase fits with each number.

Theriomorph freestyler ally: lift thyself up, deify my words, come to us
Mighty love, blood thirsty provocation in the dark
eye to eye deity, path of thorns, divine truth by appointment only
corpulent cosmology constraints, all virtue is forgery
O Mother of the Sun, consent equality, amnesty,
the power of polarity
no room for doubt, true mind control, stillborn,
it doesn’t matter where you start it matters where you finish,
don’t listen, do you doubt this reality?
by covert captivity learn to invert foolish notions

We would appreciate comments on this working page in progress, if you please. The anonymous individual is hungry for input on hir ramblings, but is not social media friendly. Thank you.

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Early morning channeling

Posted in Gematria, Kabbalistic Endeavors, Memetics, Writing, Z(enseider)Z proclamations with tags , , , , on 2016-08-13 by eianorange

Cryptogematriac path function, as it is used in numerological encoding, causally relates to the arbitrary size of data strings applied to mapping mathematical algorithms in behavioral technologies such as genetic trait modification, advanced neuro-linguistic embedding, unidentifiable dream intrusions, or even the phenomenon quickly gaining notoriety as ‘psychic paralysis’ in certain circles of occultniks in the northern hemisphere.

Where the given collision resistance of any specific informational fingerprint either has or does not have the wherewithal to stand up against a malicious adversarial counter-function, one must assume that the logic of deniability rides high on the list of obverse claims among pseudoscience gurus and newage proponents.

Therefore, one may not supplant or mutate the initial input code without altering its host source. If separate functions possess an identical host source, one can be assured they are not unique. This is to say: a specific assignment of data strings does not have to equate to the same value as their idiothetic doppelgangers in order for them to be considered exclusive parcels from whence came the originating encryption key.

It is then left up to the Theriomorphs-in-Training to take up the reins, grab the helm, or put the pedal to the plasticine floorboard and venture out into uncharted territory in search of new meaning in this deteriorating aeon of occultural nuances and the whiff of esotericism as opposed to the engagement and practice of it.

The secret chefs must gather what tools they have at their disposal and accumulate their strength in numbers, attempting to centralize the hive instead compartmentalizing it allover the fucking place. The disorganization will not stand for it. It is an affront to all those who have revolved before us and taken casualties. The revolution will not be broadcast on social media. It will come as a noise-driven crescendo. Where all equal parts arrive and drop their respective loads at the same moment.

A private message board would make more sense, in the end. People come to social media to escape their problems, not to endure the reality of new ones.

So, what do we have in the way of weapons to fight this war? There remains one English qabalistic cipher which utilizes negative and positive integers, as well as a placeholder value for zero within its scheme, without adjudicating its agility to perform daily miracles given a willing participant wishes to be initiated into its mysteries. The system heretofore spoken of is known as the Gematria of Nothing or, at other times, the Ma’atian Atu.

This particular computation of alphanumerics was designed by highly illuminated Chaosatanists to provide future generations of Necrosorcerers with the means to conclude the Riemann hypothesis and put an end to the supposition of prime numbers as an endless stream of complex and unstable arrangements which hold the key to unlocking the grandeur of arithmetic. These future generations would effectively be tearing the very fabric of the Internet as we know it apart at the seams.

The pattern of primes one can detect from the zoom in/zoom out perspective of peaks and valleys represents yet another illusion conjured by the greatest of magician: the mathematicians. They weave their own tapestries of alchemical chimeras for us to marvel at. And only the intended can grasp the concepts written in long form upon these giant white boards in a secret language no layman can decipher.

The Zenwalker Seiderkin already have access to an enormous encyclopedic database of enumerations which will hold vital circumspection on the nature of Hilbert space.

It is simply a matter of time and persistence before Z(enseider)Z master semiotician, expert memeticist, and leading authority in the field of remote manipulation of the parasympathetic nervous system, Dr. Ayin R. Inch, locates the pivotal Lysergic 5-dimensional quasicrystals which, once and for all, compromises the debate on how zeros factor into multiple zeta functions.

The first piece of the puzzle is in place. The commissioned artwork has arrived and been hung in its appropriate place. The real magnum opus can begin. It will make for an astounding uphill battle, however there is commitment in Dr. Inch that sees no boundaries. For all the thankless work which he undergoes, never once has he asked for a pat on the back. Only recognition that this THING is moving forward.

Vagaries abound and the audience is unclear, but the message possesses an all too familiar ramble to it.

Nothing has Being hand of z0s Everything has Value

Assorted updates and unfinished atrocities

Posted in Announcements, Linked, Musick with tags , , , , , , , on 2015-09-03 by eianorange

In order to present our listeners with the depth of our range, we’ve composed two short audio beat tracks for readers to shake their asses to (or simply swivel in their chairs to, for our overly lazy audience). The first of which calls out the style in which we consider the tracks. It is aptly titled, Qwerty Step, and in honor of the secret ardours of Hadit we call the other track (which is much more fleshed out) Starry Body Of The Night. And as the listener/reader should know, they can find more of our random new tracks @

“O azure-lidded woman, bend upon them! ” (Legis I:19)

One of our most recent WannaZees, Capeditiea, who is a long time musical collaborator with Z(enseider)Z has made her run for the presidency of the United States of America an official ticket for 2016 with the V-prime party movement. Eian Orange put this piece of indoctrination together, but he would like to thank Frater Donald for all his assistance in editing. You’re the man, Don!

Our reverence toward the Numerical Egregore notwithstanding, we had to build a page for any and all public research thusfar on 369L and the number people, although we have a project in development to construct a gallery with Mr. Robert Bisno to display all of his circuit boards and gates on our site. That will put us one step closer to overstanding both the strange language and the rediscovered mythos of the #ppl

And, last, but certainly not least the Z(enseider)Z have begun allotting reference source material to their homegrown Urban Tarot project complete with explanations for each of the 23 Atu (well, we only got as far as Atu IX, but those that are fleshed out have been done very well), new titles for each of the trumps, correspondences with a Greek deity, resemblances to Jungian archetypes, astro-planetary associations, and a list of relevant keywords. There’s even an abridged bibliography at the end of the page.

And, for added spice we’ve renamed the four suits or elements that make up the deck. This is a must see. We’ll keep you all updated on its progress. No images have been slated for the 27 card collector’s edition, but when it is complete it will be a divination tool unlike anything you’ve worked with previously. Oh, and btw, that was not a typo. There are 23 trumps in our deck. Atu XXII is known as “Enigma” and it takes the place of Atu XXI as the recycling factor which returns the ‘story’ of the tarot back to Atu 0

Nothing has Being hand of z0s Everything has Value

Domain coverage

Posted in Announcements, Linked with tags on 2015-05-06 by eianorange

We’ve turned a corner and brought z0s q1a into the 21st century before any squatters could get their grubby hands on ’em. At some point we’ll pick up .biz, .info, .us, etc, but we’re not so concerned there as of yet.

So, we now have our original resolving both and home to our .org


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