Archive for Non-sense

Aural Catharsis

Posted in Music with tags , , on 2010-01-01 by eianorange

2010-JAN-01 : All current full length albums can be found on our Bandcamp page now. Click to to see what we’ve made available. Remember, you can only d/l whole albums, not individual songs.

Enjoy yourselves for the New Year and do lots of things I wouldn’t do and do them recklessly and irresponsibly while I’m here working on building my graphic design skills and updating zenseiderz.org slowly and steadily, but surely. It’s a spiritual pursuit of mine, you know.

I don’t do much of anything being the insipid homebody that I am so you should take this opportunity to live a little and go out, be social, mingle, get sauced, and sleep with someone misshapen and freakish looking like a goat midget or a geriatric masochist who’s into nipple torture and anal mutilation.

Just, please, no underwear bombs because I have family traveling this month and I wouldn’t want anything unsavory to happen to them even though I’m not admittedly a beneficiary on their insurance policy.

    Love, Kisses, and Chaos,

        Eian Orange

Nothing has Being hand of z0s Everything has Value

Simple Knowledge

Posted in Unlinked with tags on 2005-11-23 by eianorange

2005-NOV-23 : Household dishwashers do not serve the purpose of an Autoclave. Thank you for your attention. You may now resume comatose sedation.

Nothing has Beinghand of z0sEverything has Value

Cock Y-era

Posted in Unlinked with tags , on 2005-02-09 by eianorange

2005-FEB-09 : Chinese Lunar new year brings us closer to the cock this year around. I don’t know about you, but I’m staying as far away from the cock as possible. But it does make me wonder whether the cock speaks Mandarin or Cantonese?

Nothing has Beinghand of z0sEverything has Value

Death’s Head

Posted in Unlinked with tags on 2004-12-21 by eianorange

2004-DEC-21 : The winter solstice brings the cold embrace of death with it. And in eight years who’ll give a flying fuck anyhow.

Nothing has Beinghand of z0sEverything has Value

Public Service Announcement

Posted in Unlinked with tags , on 2004-07-18 by eianorange

2004-JUL-18 : ATTN. sugarmoms – Eian O is currently up for adoption. Interested parties should inquire within.

Nothing has Being hand of z0s Everything has Value